Dubie Val uses his sense of humor to write satirical pieces about what happens in Nigeria.
His monthly summary always put things in another perspective.
We claim we live in one and peace, grumble we do and even hiss. A giant of sorrow I do not miss, one I will like to goodbye kiss. I stand and look beyond and far, the future I see marred with scar. A look so bleak and quite depressed, the well and being …
As a practicing Christian, the resurrection of Christ should be the biggest event in the Month of April; but if you imagine a certain house where about N13billion in different currencies were locked up in spectacular fashion, you begin to have a rethink. This is to Apartment 7B of 16 Osborne roads Ikoyi, and the …
How many times have men of God, or so called, been accused of sleeping with another's wife or having extramarital affairs, or counting census with church girls? Countless times. The only difference is that when it concerns a high-profile man of God like Apostle Suleiman, tongues between to wag. You know what beats that; Watching …
Is president Buhari d**d? Ma bi mi ni Jamb question, go and ask Simi. But you don’t get to hide a pregnancy the same way you don’t get to come back from the great beyond. Anyway, for a month that saw a friendly fire kill hundreds in an IDP camp, this is to the man …
There are about three kinds of people you find in Nigeria now; the passive one who do not care if Nigeria stays as one or breaks into a million pieces, the sympathetic ones still have an iota of hope, believing that since corruption and Boko Haram will soon be of the past, only better thing …
Continue reading 10 Lessons From The Month Of December, 2016
Good day fellas! Hope you had an eventful November? Off course you should; after all Abubakar Shekau sent some very funny mails to ISIS that will crack your ribs, then the House of Representative decided to make MMM a subject matter in their plenary session, na wa for these people. But this is to what could …
“I don’t know which party my wife belongs to, but I know she belongs to my kitchen, my living room, and the other room.” What a dramatic month we have had ladies and gentlemen and I really thought the Buhari family was going to take this one, but no; for a month that saw 21 …
If there is one month that usually comes with mixed feelings, that should be September; because the tail end of the year comes with a lot of evil but yet people cannot wait for the year to run out to see what the New Year has in store for them. But for a month that …
10 Lessons From The Month Of AugustA man tried fate and ended up behind bars for naming his dog Bu***i, another woman took up the initiative and named her dog Lai; but for a month that ended with Mark Zuckerberg walking down the streets of Yaba, this is to what not to name your dog …
Some two years ago we heard of a set of girls who were kidnapped somewhere in Chibok while writing their WAEC examination, they became the legendary missing girls. Then earlier this year, a financial document that was supposed to guide a country for a whole year hilariously disappeared, they termed it the missing budget. Now, …
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